February 2012
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I took TFC's cats to get spayed this morning.
It’s his Christmas present.
Vigo and Gozer go into heat harder and more often than any animals I’ve ever seen. If ever two cats needed to be down two uteri, it’s them.
That said, I just realized that if something happens to one of them, I will have given my wonderful boyfriend the gift of a sterile, dead cat.
Shit.
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Using David Duchovny to get me OUT of bed?
Me: How long was I asleep?
TFC: I don't know. I watched like, four or five episodes of the X-Files. I tried to wake you up to swoon over David Duchovny, but you were THAT out.
January 2012
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“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via vaginawoolf
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“C.S. Lewis was the first person to make me want to be a writer. He made me aware...”
– Neil Gaiman, on C.S. Lewis (via neilgaiman)
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“In the last decade, Apple has become one of the mightiest, richest and most...”
– The New York Times, “In China, Human Costs Are Built Into an iPad” (via inothernews)
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When pedestrians amble out into the road in front...
I like to roll down the window, look them dead in the eye, and calmly tell them “I will hit you.”
It’s all in the delivery, but if you can make them believe that you miiiight not be kidding, you’ll get to witness something really special: a slow-walker running.
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Diane Sawyer reports that state WAS warned of... →
This is so typical of how the South is portrayed on a national level. We’re a bunch of shoeless yokels who didn’t know the twister was acomin’ until the cows got antsy
When I lived in Boston, it amazed me how ignorant a lot of people were about a whole fucking region of the country, and how proud a lot of people seemed not to know what goes on “down there.” Get a...
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today's agenda:
sushi and peaches for breakfast
painting the rest of my shower curtain while TFC’s at work
sketching seth’s sea monster curtain
day drinking over mexican with the gang
naps all around
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If you can't tell the difference between a course...
I don’t hold out much hope for your college career.
Nothing personal.
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The thought of Apple pushing $499 iPads (or...
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State Rep. Threatens 'to Stomp' Transgender People... →
stfuconfederates:
droppingthefbomb:
Rep. Richard Floyd is defending his bill to harass transgender people using public bathrooms. The Chattanooga Republican defiantly tells Andy Sher he’d “stomp a mudhole” (whatever that means) in any transgender person who troubled his wife or…
i hope “stomp a mudhole” is slang for a delightfully filthy gay sex act.
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"TOUCH THAT THANG, FOOL."
Me: Do you hear that? That's the sound of a million Cajuns weeping.
Seth: I want to bottle their tears and bathe in them on special occasions.
Me: Eww no, you might catch something.
Seth: Really? Maybe LSU should bathe in them. They didn't catch a thing.
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While making breakfast, Mr. Boyfriend and I did a...
It was probably the most romantic moment of my entire life. And the grossest greasiest.
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If you've never used Battlefield 3 to troll...
Do so. Do it today.
My roommate’s boyfriend sat there and murdered them on the controller while I talked to five middle school boys in my best Quin from Daria impression.
“Oh my god, he fell down. Is he dead? Ooooh, I killed one!”
“I loooove the colors when stuff blows up. That orange is like what I want for my highlights.”
“Everything in this game is so...
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: I am very curious! What IS your job?
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Dear People Who Design Buildings,
If the refrigerant monitor going off is really “no big deal,” how about you don’t attach a flashing red light the size of a softball to the top of it and have it make a noise like a nuclear silo melting down.
People might think it’s a big deal.
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all.day.every.day.
Contractor: Man, you don't look 15.
Me: Excuse me?
Contractor: The guy upstairs told us to look for a little girl, 'bout 15 with red hair. You don't look that old.
Me: I'm 22.
Contractor: You serious? Goddamn, I was wonderin' why they'd give this job to a teenager.
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