December 2011
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Anonymous asked: I am very curious! What IS your job?
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Dear People Who Design Buildings,
If the refrigerant monitor going off is really “no big deal,” how about you don’t attach a flashing red light the size of a softball to the top of it and have it make a noise like a nuclear silo melting down.
People might think it’s a big deal.
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Contractor: Man, you don't look 15.
Me: Excuse me?
Contractor: The guy upstairs told us to look for a little girl, 'bout 15 with red hair. You don't look that old.
Me: I'm 22.
Contractor: You serious? Goddamn, I was wonderin' why they'd give this job to a teenager.
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The song makes references to a “Shawty” in a club who is wearing...
– Wikipedia’s description of the song “Low” by Flo Rida
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I never know what you’re going to wear the way I never know what Kanye...
– Seth, my friend and ultimate fashion critic
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