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When pedestrians amble out into the road in front of me

I like to roll down the window, look them dead in the eye, and calmly tell them “I will hit you.”

It’s all in the delivery, but if you can make them believe that you miiiight not be kidding, you’ll get to witness something really special: a slow-walker running.

Tags: for the record i have never hit a pedestrian and probably never will probably people