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Posts tagged christianity

May 29

Mar 7

afro-politaine:

Mormons vs Epic Black Guy (by PapaSeanX5)

Mormons vs. SOME EPIC DUDE IN A BURGER KING PARKING LOT WHO SCHOOLS THEIR ASSES IN THEOLOGY FOR 8 MINUTES

that’s what this video should be called.


Feb 21
IDK where this is from, but I love imagining what lead up to crucifying Elmo. I’m guessing vodka.

IDK where this is from, but I love imagining what lead up to crucifying Elmo.
I’m guessing vodka.


Jan 12
when someone says “i’m praying for you” during a disagreement, all i hear is “i’m pretending to feel empathy/sympathy towards you because i’m a self-righteous cunt, and it’s the only socially acceptable way i can tell you how superior i feel. thanks, imaginary sky friend!”
but mostly just “i’m a self-righteous cunt.”

when someone says “i’m praying for you” during a disagreement, all i hear is “i’m pretending to feel empathy/sympathy towards you because i’m a self-righteous cunt, and it’s the only socially acceptable way i can tell you how superior i feel. thanks, imaginary sky friend!”

but mostly just “i’m a self-righteous cunt.