this morning’s only objective: do not leave this bed (except for coffee, of course). so far, so good.
your bed got so pretty! i can’t wait to fit 9 people on it this summer.
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this morning’s only objective: do not leave this bed (except for coffee, of course). so far, so good.
your bed got so pretty! i can’t wait to fit 9 people on it this summer.
Kickass Couture of the Day: “Par Avion Dress” by Lilia Todd — made from pre-washed cotton for a custom order.
Make sure to check out Lilia’s Etsy store for more cool vintage-y craft.
[craft.]
i feel like this was made by kelly’s brain circa the 10th grade.
because as someone who sat next to you at lunch in high school, i have tremendous faith in you.
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for gillian. i bet if you asked nicely, kelly would follow through on that text tomorrow. you’ve earned it <3
- “why are there ziplock bags full of pizza in my bed?”
- “no answer to the above question will keep me from eating this pizza.”
- “i must have let kate mix my drinks.”
- “how did i convince her to walk all the way home with me?”
- “where did all this melted chocolate come from?”
- “what did i change my name to on facebook?”
- “i left my tv playing chowder; today is gonna be alright.”
longlivethequeen:brinyyy:discotraxx:samsantos:jessiebarber
lady gaga / telephone (passion pit remix)
for kate. and me. but kate, too.
Apparently the amount of booze in my system has little bearing on how much I spend.
uh, excuse me, kate, why have we never done this?
oh right, because i would try on every sparkly dress in the store.
(via washingtontimes)
“The design of the new Dip & Squeeze Heinz Tomato Ketchup package has a base that’s more like a cup for dipping and also a tear-off end for squeezing, plus it holds three times as much ketchup as a traditional packet.”
ianto: i know this is a joyous event for you. my congratulations.
yep. i put a picture of you on tumblr, rachel.
to commemorate the time when you found little boy pajamas that fit.
this might be the only picture of me on tumblr ever. awesome.
for the record, i only refrained from buying them because the sleeves were too short. i’m holding out for that elusive size 12.
“goodnight routine: shake out your sheets, lay in bed on your back, think of 5 positives from your day, concentrate on your breathing, dream.”
1. “don’t you love this song?” “umm, yeah. do you think my hair is brown?”
2. “so far, i’ve only lost my teeth. & maybe my ears, but i think that’s because i’ve been coughing. you know what i mean?”
3. “this movie was made in 2007.” “why does it looks so old?” “it’s supposed to look like that.” “how did they find someone who looks so much like prince?!”
4. “the former cast of the fast & the furious.” “you could call yours touchstone pictures presents.” “master & commander?” “I’VE GOT IT. ROBESPIERRE & THE REIGN OF TERROR.” “can we talk about something that’s not genitals?”
5. “SHALOM!” “MAZEL TOV!” “LEKHAIM!” “…LATKAS!”
ok, i take it back, in retrospect the genital conversation was pretty hilarious at times.
(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
me and kelly decided at hbp that for dh we’re all going to wear horcrux t-shirts. for example, i called dibs on harry, so mine will have a lightningbolt on the front.
prepare yourselves.