it's got lots to do with magnets

May 29

DAY OF JESUS' CRUCIFIXION BELIEVED DETERMINED

Still undetermined:

how this is relevant
a cure for cancer

Mar 7

afro-politaine:

Mormons vs Epic Black Guy (by PapaSeanX5)

Mormons vs. SOME EPIC DUDE IN A BURGER KING PARKING LOT WHO SCHOOLS THEIR ASSES IN THEOLOGY FOR 8 MINUTES

that’s what this video should be called.

Feb 23

All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

Mitt Romney converted his dead, possibly atheist father-in-law to Mormonism—

Now you can convert your dead Mormon loved one into a homosexual! Or, if you want to do a good deed at random, hit the “Choose-a-Mormon” button.

But remember, as the website says, “No take-backs.”

Feb 21

IDK where this is from, but I love imagining what lead up to crucifying Elmo.
I’m guessing vodka.

Jan 12

when someone says “i’m praying for you” during a disagreement, all i hear is “i’m pretending to feel empathy/sympathy towards you because i’m a self-righteous cunt, and it’s the only socially acceptable way i can tell you how superior i feel. thanks, imaginary sky friend!”

but mostly just “i’m a self-righteous cunt.”

Jun 10

guerrillamamamedicine:darksilenceinsuburbia:via

and the moon became as blood (1976)
howard finster

Jan 3

“To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.” Jeff Winger, (Community 1x12 “Comparative Religion”) (via fuckyeahgreendale)