it's got lots to do with magnets

Nov 8

i’m majoring in bureaucracy

in 2 minutes, i’m going to register for classes for THE LAST TIME. AHHH. actually, let’s just do this so i can take a nap.

Nov 7

flickflickflicker:

yerawizardharry:(via scarymansion)

i find myself saying this like once a week

Nov 5

LSU fans smell like corndogs

(via divinesecrets)

how do i explain to my roommate that on saturday i’m going to spend 3-4 hours day-drinking and screaming profane, vaguely racist things at my tv?

loveyourcrookedneighbor:

i just found this picture & got really, really sad because all of the sudden i miss this summer so much & i don’t want to go to bed at all because it’s lonely without 4,293 people piled in it.

(ASDFGHJKL;stopwhiningthisisn’txanga)

awww, i wish i was in your bed too, in a totally platonic way. (props for throwing sam’s xanga in there. may we never forget)

Nov 1

this is my life, part 1

1. i am still a zombie from the neck down, and the guy working at cvs just asked, with audible concern, if my gashes were real/i was ok.
2. i woke up with a mystery limp. it feels like someone took a crowbar to my kneecap. wtf.
3. blackmarket pizza purchased from an unmarked car in roxbury can be awesome and might not even kill you.
4. there are only seven other girls in my building. are you going door-to-door now?
5. daylight savings time is fucking confusing when you’re drunk and it’s 3(or 4 or possibly 2)am.

Oct 29

sad realization of the day:

in three inch heels, i am still the shortest person in the group.

Oct 21

newageaudrey:

Cuuuuute.

longlivethequeen

all my house got was that naked frat boy that one time.

Oct 17

“This is your pilot speaking. Welcome to flight one from here to there. We’ll be flying at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. My copilot today is a flask of coffee.”

Eddie Izzard, Glorious (via eddieizzard)

see: my flight from charlotte to birmingham thursday

so, this just came on tv. and i watched it. i’m not sure why except wait probably because my brain is broken.

President Obama reads Where the Wild Things Are

But the wild things cried, “Oh please don’t go—
we’ll eat you up—we love you so!”

i hate it when i get blackout wasted and forget shit happened.

goaheadnow:

like i’m mad i don’t remember the taco bell run. i hope i ate a blackjack taco.

kelly: remember that time we made you go see Bruno?
me: no, i don’t actually.
kelly: it’s probably better that way.

Oct 12

i’m TRYING to be responsible and shit

i have homework for class tomorrow. have i looked at the assignment yet? no. and now that i’m trying to, the entire university website is down. ARE YOU JOKING? you are a prestigious institution of higher learning, hire some fucking CS grad students so i can check my goddamn email, you insufferable dickwads.

fuck it, i’ma start drinking. don’t give me that look, academia, this is your fault.